Daily Morning Traffic Report for NEGA:

Watch out folks for the slow down on the driveway where it needs to be regraded, which will happen next week, so be preprared for that slow down then. Also, be aware of the lesbians who leave at exactly the same time everyday and drive the speed limit on less. They are repainting the bridge on towncreek church rd. so slow down. And finally watch out for the mad rush to walmart in dahlonega as no one will be able to get there on Friday due to the tour de ga comin thru, shutting down the town from 6 am until 6 pm. That's all for this channel blog news. Back to you---